Rock N Roll Ain't Noise Pollution

lordofthewincest:

skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.

D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

twistedviper:

raktajino-hot:

corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

louisgoddamntomlinson:

softoogami:

found a Nice Guy? dont friendzone him. end zone him. throw him on the ground like an effing football. touchdown

nice guy finally scores

whybenedict:

do u ever have those nights where u open 40 fanfics

deadsmondmiles:

this is my list of favourite ezio tags

  • italian sexpanther
  • ravioli ravioli you killed my familyoli
  • italiano biscotti
  • pasta primavera
  • molto bene on my pene
  • ey lasagna boy
  • muy bene pasta pasta
  • spicy risotto
  • hot chicken alfredo
THAT’S IT</b>

I am getting Supernatural the hell off my dash when I get home.
I don’t watch the damn show AND IT IS 99% OF MY DASH

dragon age fandom right now

spicyshimmy:

"release date pushed back to november 18th"

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whynoharrypotterporn:

This is why you guys need Hermione.

This makes me laugh every time.