skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
found a Nice Guy? dont friendzone him. end zone him. throw him on the ground like an effing football. touchdown
nice guy finally scores
do u ever have those nights where u open 40 fanfics
this is my list of favourite ezio tags
- italian sexpanther
- ravioli ravioli you killed my familyoli
- italiano biscotti
- pasta primavera
- molto bene on my pene
- ey lasagna boy
- muy bene pasta pasta
- spicy risotto
- hot chicken alfredo
I am getting Supernatural the hell off my dash when I get home.
I don’t watch the damn show AND IT IS 99% OF MY DASH
"release date pushed back to november 18th"
This is why you guys need Hermione.
This makes me laugh every time.